Small, Unnamed Town in Podunk, Idaho

Something happened today in the small Icelandic village of Podunk, Idaho. It affected three people, two dogs, and a goat named skippy. Only one report has been verified so far but early accounts from eye witnesses agree that something did indeed happen. Or people in Podunk are crazy. Or both. Nobody knows, or cares.

Generic Food Tip

You can have an entire meal in sauce packets. They are great, and they are free. And they are little packets! I started collecting sauce packets when I was a kid. I would get the hot sauce from fast food restaurants then mix it with the gooey snot type stuff... Read More

Stinky Hobo - Sniffing Straw

My armpits were smelling real good today, I don't know why. It was like taco good, except my left one. That one was more like pine tar and gravy.
So I rubbed my hand under my arm for a while then stuck it in my pocket to save for later. There's going to be some good sniffing later... Read More

Stinky Hobo Goop

My dead dog found a chunk of goop earlier. I'm not sure what it is but it stinks so good. I like it. Maybe it's from some gypsies or a frog on a bad diet. A bad, stinky diet.
I decided to build an army today. A real one, with intensive purses. It will help me get a Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory... Read More

Stinky Hobo Getting Old

I had a bad night last night. But it was good. Well, except I think I'm getting old. Like cobwebs and stuff old! See I had a spider rappelling from my hair, but I thought he was a big mutant dog hair with a tiny gray fuzzball at the end. Boy was I wrong.
So I'm bent over playing with this fuzzball for three hours... Read More